In celebration of Mike's birthday a few weeks ago, I wanted to do something memorable, something out of the ordinary. And I wanted it to be a surprise. With some help from my awesome cousin Tenielle, it came to me.
Now for a few tips to help your next derby experience be safe and enjoyable:
If you go to the Treasure Valley Roller Girls website, it says that you can purchase tickets ahead of time at a number businesses. One of the suggested businesses is "Discreet Secrets". I strongly discourage buying your tickets here for 2 reasons:
1. The contents of this store in no way resemble nor approach any definition of the word "discretion".
2. The cashier informed me that they are not selling derby tickets this year.
I ended up going to Need to Bead, which was a much more family friendly and helpful place to buy the tickets, and I didn't even need to soak my eyeballs in bleach afterward!
Here's to hoping we'll see you at the Spud Town Smack Down in September!