Kate just found her CTR ring. And it wasn't in Faith's diaper. Turns out that Faith is a pretty good little liar, and I searched through a whole bunch of fecal matter for nothing. Ah well, such is motherhood. :)
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Diapers examined: 5
CTR rings found: 0
If anyone is looking for a good appetite suppressant, let me know. I can make you my official examiner.
Posted by Suzy at 12:30 PM
Friday, February 12, 2010
Hmmm. 2 year olds can have a pretty fleeting grasp on reality, so I went upstairs and did a thorough search of the room where the event took place. I found nothing. It was time to do some detective work.
Mom: Why? (I know, I know, ridiculous question)
Mom: Did it feel good?
Mom: Did it hurt?
Mom: Was it yucky?
Faith: No, yummy! Taste good!
Mom: Where is the ring, Faith?
Faith: Ate all.
I repeated many of these questions to see if she would stick to her story, and she did. So I called the Dr. (I was worried about the pointy edges) and she just said to examine her poop until it comes out. Yipee! I am now glad she isn't potty trained.
Believe it or not, that was our 3rd call to the Dr. this week. Kate contracted Fifth Disease and I had a freak out moment because I wasn't sure what it did to pregnant women/unborn babies. My Dr. never called me back, but after doing some online research, I'm not as worried. On the bright side, Kate is rather excited about what she calls her "puppet cheeks."
Then she found her swimsuit.
(She's trying to put her head through the leg hole.)
Look at those imploring eyes, wondering why I'm laughing and taking pictures instead of coming to her aid. And yes, I broke down and helped her put it on. Can you blame me?
On a completely random note, this is why I want to be a Chinese ballerina in my next life. (Even if you can only tolerate ballet, this is still pretty sweet. Watch to the end.)
Posted by Suzy at 9:36 AM
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Posted by Suzy at 12:40 PM